Someone Great - LCD Soundsystem
Uggghhhh. This is my song, you guys. Have you ever listened to this song inside a car wash? You must. It’s to die for. You feel like you’re in outerest of spaces for days. It’s like, you could join the space program, or you could do that except if you do the second option you still have the chance to get laid before you die. It’s not that I don’t think astronauts are sexy, I do. They just have to be really committed to their work. I bet a lot of astronauts are virgins. LOL. What if we wrote a movie about a bunch of virgin astronauts that go on a space mission or whatever the fuck they’re called? Then like, while they’re in space they realize that they’re all totally virgins and they’ll plan a space orgy. Space Orgy. I can sell that. That’s an idea you can sell. I’m going to be so rich next decade. Damn! Can’t wait.
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